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by **Lawotep** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:21 am

Nice site! Where you get it?

by **Aaron_bhkk** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:58 pm

The Innernette.

by **Lothar_Brightblade** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:11 pm

I love these benign bot posts.

by **ThirstyPairOfPants** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:16 pm

Lawotep wrote:Nice site! Where you get it?

Inheritance.

by **Messica** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:54 pm

we just came into legal possession of it

Website · by **puppywhirl** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:44 am

...after a messy divorce

by **Lothar_Brightblade** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:41 am

puppywhirl wrote:...after a messy divorce

you blew it

Website · by **puppywhirl** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:00 am

Lothar_Brightblade wrote:
puppywhirl wrote:...after a messy divorce

you blew it

'cause i'm very small down there, ya get it?

by **ChubbyTeletubby** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:38 pm

I got this site from a homeless guy who spoke in tongues. He always smells of vinegar and vodka.

I love him. $5 tug jobs, too - you can't beat it. I told that skinny Puerto Rican boy on the other side of the alley to HELL with his $15 a wack Tuesday special. I can get a $5 tug anytime I want!

I just LOVE a good tug in the afternoon!

Those calloused hands can work MAGIC! He could teach my wife a thing or two, I know THAT! Stupid lazy whore. If you're reading this, darling, I LOVE YOU HONEY! You're my everything! You're not a lazy whore, you just can't jack a dick off to save your life. You got limp-wrist syndrome. We need to get you in a gym. NOT because you're fat. I mean, you are not fat. DAMMIT. Let's just hope she doesn't read this.

She likes to go through my browser history before I have a chance to erase it all. I don't know what the big deal is. It's not like I'm using the web cam anymore, after she took a friggin hammer to it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAnyway, I'm really glad we had this talk. Ric looks FANTASTIC in that white polo. Ric? Rim? What's his name? Ric ric? Ricky? Ric ric ric! Rick a dick dick? Rim a dim dim? A ric? Ric a dick? Ric? Eric? ERIC. LOVE the bronzed look, buddy! Totally hip! Totally Hollywood! 100% trendy. YES! You did it, pal. You finally did it.

Tim, love the rosy cheeks! You did it, buddy! Ya did it! Great job!

Website · by **puppywhirl** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:52 pm

yup, nobody gives a tug job like the guy who's doin' it to buy a sandwich and some old crow.

by **ChubbyTeletubby** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:59 pm

Truer words were never spoken. Or written. Posted. Whatever.

There's been times I would have done just about anything for a turkey ranch and bacon and a bottle of Crown, though.

And in fact I did. Not my proudest ten minutes.

Website · by **puppywhirl** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:11 pm

ahh, but certainly the pity handjob is the lowest. that pretty much sums up my entire high school experience.

by **ChubbyTeletubby** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:22 pm

*awkward silence*

:-[

You're on your own there, sport!

Sorry!

:-/

Website · by **puppywhirl** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:13 am

crickets

Website · by **Handpants** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:16 pm

oops, there's my pup tent.

Thanks

Website · by **puppywhirl** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:50 am

it's just that there were these piles of bm all over the house.

Website · by **Handpants** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:25 am

BM in the house? Sounds like my Amish alter Ego is visible.

Johan! **zip**

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