I got this site from a homeless guy who spoke in tongues. He always smells of vinegar and vodka.
I love him. $5 tug jobs, too - you can't beat it. I told that skinny Puerto Rican boy on the other side of the alley to HELL with his $15 a wack Tuesday special. I can get a $5 tug anytime I want!
I just LOVE a good tug in the afternoon!
Those calloused hands can work MAGIC! He could teach my wife a thing or two, I know THAT! Stupid lazy whore. If you're reading this, darling, I LOVE YOU HONEY! You're my everything! You're not a lazy whore, you just can't jack a dick off to save your life. You got limp-wrist syndrome. We need to get you in a gym. NOT because you're fat. I mean, you are not fat. DAMMIT. Let's just hope she doesn't read this.
She likes to go through my browser history before I have a chance to erase it all. I don't know what the big deal is. It's not like I'm using the web cam anymore, after she took a friggin hammer to it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAnyway, I'm really glad we had this talk. Ric looks FANTASTIC in that white polo. Ric? Rim? What's his name? Ric ric? Ricky? Ric ric ric! Rick a dick dick? Rim a dim dim? A ric? Ric a dick? Ric? Eric? ERIC. LOVE the bronzed look, buddy! Totally hip! Totally Hollywood! 100% trendy. YES! You did it, pal. You finally did it.
Tim, love the rosy cheeks! You did it, buddy! Ya did it! Great job!